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Poo Forest

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• poo goblins

  magical creatures that come in the night to remove poo from your girlfriend, because obviously girls don’t poo. that would be gross. girlfriend: oh babe i think i have to go number two. boyfriend: not possible. what’s wrong your poo goblins on vacation or something?

• Mazyoona

  a mythical creature usually found lurking in the shadows. it is infamous for it’s large lips. an old wives tale says if you are kissed by a mazyoona you will be sucked in. “omg! run! it’s a mazyoona!!!”

• mazzied

  when a man or woman proposes to another with a haribo ring, which is then consumed. the consumer is then nourished by the love of the ring giver for all eternity. me and pete got mazzied last night

• poo-juke

  when you feel like you need to p–p but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. your poo has “juked” you out, like the l/r-trigger move in madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by cp3. me: “d-mn, i thought that i had to take a dump, but when i sat down […]

• poonded

  to be on drugs, or drunk. mainly refers to being high- a weed high, that is. man, i smoked suma that goodgood with anna last night and i got so poonded

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