Poo genie
the poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. it will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
damien: “i cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!”
james: “i didnt!! what makes you say that?”
damien: “well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!”
james: “it wasnt me either!!……………oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!”
the poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. it will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.
damien: “i cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!”
james: “i didnt!! what makes you say that?”
damien: “well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!”
james: “it wasnt me either!!……………oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!”
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