Poo Grab


verb, the act of swiftly or stealthily, by any means, stealing the sh-t from the sphincter. either catching in mid air drop, or by forcefully extracting the protruding stool.
i just pulled some spaghetti from my nose, it felt like that time i used the public toilet in town and got poo grabbed.

those toilets at the park are notorious for poo grabbers.

i got poo grabbed the other day, the guy was using it like a hot brown crayon.
he wrote “poo grabbed” on the wall of the cubical.

my girl was giving me a lumpkin the other day, she evolved it into a poo grab quite stealthily

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