poo-imperative
the undeniable need to take a dump that happens after one has held it back for as long as one can. the state of mind when one’s bowels decree that they must be evacuated immediately.
self -“i really don’t want to use a gas station bathroom…”
-ss -“poo-imperative!!”
self -“dag yo”
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