Poo jealousy
the jealousy one feels after one of their friends or family has taken a dump.
tom: mate i just took the biggest rumple dumplestiltskin ever.
simon: f you tom, i’ve been waiting for hours to lay some cable and i haven’t even seen as much as a turtle head.
tom: don’t let your poo jealousy get the better of you mate. you’ll be touching cloth in no time.
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