poo-juke
when you feel like you need to p–p but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. your poo has “juked” you out, like the l/r-trigger move in madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by cp3.
me: “d-mn, i thought that i had to take a dump, but when i sat down all that came out were farts…”
friend: “i hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of p–ping.”
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