Poo Manchu
to draw a fecal moustache on your partner using your finger or p-n-s after having -n-l s-x.
alternate definition, see dirty sanchez.
although she wasn’t asian or male, darlene sure looked the part after her lover gave her a poo manchu.
the poo manchu is similar to a dirty sanchez, however additional lines of poo are drawn perpendicular to the horizonal mustache. similar to a fu-manchu, except with sh-t.
i was banging this girl and things got freaky. she was tired of the dirty sanchez, so she asked for a poo manchu.
a poo man chu is the poo mustache one gets when giving an rj to a girl that does not know how to wipe well.
i was lik’n this b-tch’s rusty bucket the other night, and when i was done i smelt poo on my lip, so i checked in the mirror and realized that ho gave me a poo man chu.
the poomanchu is simply a fumanchu drawn on a face with a p–py p-n-s after being removed from a p–py b-tthole, hence, poomanchu.
“hey b-tch, you wanna poomanchu?”
when a woman has a bearded -sshole strongly resembling the mustache and goatee of a chinese wiseman.
yo i was just about to eat her -sshole when i was stared in the face by her poo manchu
a fecal moustache, applied with the p-n-s or finger following -n-l coitus, resembling the fu manchu moustache of sino-origin
dude, i gave that b-tch a poo manchu last night.
the act of unknowingly performing a mustache ride in reverse and suffering the physical consequences and repercussions of this task, hence, a goatee/mustache full of dingle berries.
i totally thought that cody was giving his sister a full frontal stache trip but that m-f- came out with a poo-man-chu.
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