Poo Melter


a poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. to survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.

after the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. after some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
christian: “hey albrecht!”
albrecht: “stfu poo melter, get yourself a central heating”

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