Poo Newt
(adj) 3 definitions:
1) a ‘poo newt’ is a newt that has rolled, and had a party, in it’s own sh-t. these are rare.
2) an ugly 12 year old ginger girl.
3) when you find anything that resembles poo in your belly b-tton
1) ‘wow, mary, come and look at that poo newt in my garage. it’s quite smelly.’
2) ‘oh g-d stephanie, look at that f-cking fugly freaking poo newt! she should take a bath and dye her hair. then maybe she’ll get some friends, or get laid.’
3) dr cook: ‘clementine, i’m afraid you have been diagnosed, with a poo newt. have some antibiotics.’
clementine: ‘is it deadly?’
dr cook: ‘yes.’
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