Poo poo platter
similar to an upper decker in nature, but instead of p–ping into the toilet tank, the p–per deficates onto the overturned tank lid. the tank lid is then placed on the closed toilet seat and presented like a platter. the bathroom door is then closed to allow the odor to fill the room.
steve is going to barf when he walks into the bathroom and finds the poo poo platter i made for him.
p–poo platter is a variation on name of the the chinese dish; pupu platter. p–poo platter refers to a load of sh-t left in a toilet thoughtfully left for you by the previous occupant. generally by the time you’ve discovered the delicacy, it’s turned the toilet water a murky brown, as the t-rds have started to disintegrate.
hey -sshole, didn’t your mother teach you how to flush a toilet?! the next time i find a load of your p–poo platter left in the toilet, you’re gonna eat it!
a word told to someone who cries(moans, complains) over something that has happened or when there complaining about something. it could be for a really big or really small reason. almost saying “to bad”, “who gives a f-ck”, or “get over it” at the same time it can also be used for sympathy for the one who just got screwed over.
guy 1 “you guys never tell me anything!!”
guy 2 “p–p–platter guy 1, just shut the f-ck up”
a platter of poo poo
“hey dude p-ss over the poo poo platter please”
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