Poo Strainer
a person super glues small dots along the b-tt crack like b-ttons and presses the cheek together. when the person p–ps, the poo comes out like a play-doh spaghetti factory.
i’m sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so boring. i should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
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