poo tickets


just another name for toilet paper.
mum we need some more poo tickets for the toilet
in -ssociation with the v-card. by losing your pooticket u lose ur -n-l virginity.
andrew: i heard u hooked up with a guy last night sean. there goes ur pooticket.

sean: naw i lost my pooticket a month ago to tony.
those single square, one ply pieces of toilet paper used in public washrooms.
“i hate poo tickets.”

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