poo-turn
when one initially goes to urinate only to realize the pressure applied is pushing feces dangerously close to exiting the -n-s, requiring a quick turnaround into the sitting position.
phenomenon is almost solely observed in males, although is occasionally practiced by females in hardcore p-rn.
it was quite embarr-ssing having to make a poo-turn from the urinal to the stall at the office.
to flush, zip and exit the stall only to realize there’s more. . .
“i had to make a poo-turn when that chili dog came through.”
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