Poo War
the two contestants put their b-m holes together, preferably in the scissors position for maximum contact, and the warriors poo at the same time. the aim of a poo war is to force your poo out, whilst pushing against the other contestant’s poo, so it ends up inside the other’s -n-s. it is similar to a tug of war, but with pushing instead of pulling, and poo instead of rope. if you are challenged to a poo war and decline, you must allow the challenger to kick you in the b-ll-cks/v-g-n-.
man 1: oi, want a poo war fam?
man 2: no, that’s disgusting you vile creature
2 minutes later
man 2: owwww!!! my v-g-n-!!!!
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