poobing
taking a p–p and while seated comfortably on the toilet seat, tr-mm-ng your p-b-s with hair clippers/ scissors. after you finish, you flush not only the p–p down the toilet, you flush those p-b-s as well
dude, i save so much time by poobing! plus i’m saving water too!
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