Poocockaphobia
when a gay man is worried about getting poo on his d-ck
brett always wears a rubber before b-mming sam, it’s not that aids worries him coz his b-tch sam ain’t loose ‘yo. he’s just got a bad case of pooc-ckaphobia
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