poocork
when a man has finished -n-l s-x with any member of society, finishes -j-c-l-t-ng and pulls out his p-n-s, cleans his p-n-s and the “poo” stuck in the eye of the doodle is called a poocork.
when matt had a wee after intercourse, his poocork shot out.
a ‘poo’ so big that it clogs the toilet.
honey, i had a poo cork so big last night, that the water could hardly move when i flushed.
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