Poocrastination
putting off a p–p because you know you will be on the toilet for an extended period of time.
“oh man i ate some half cooked cookies and i have to go to the bathroom but i don’t want to go because i’ll be in there forever.”
-poocrastination
the act of going for a poo in order to avoid performing a task.
“i really had quite a lot of work to do today; probably shouldn’t have spent so long poocrastinating and just got it done. poocrastination is going to get me fired.”
noun.
1. the act of putting off a well-needed dump because of important reasoning or events
2. the refusal to take a dump when needed
see procrastination
jim really had to take a dump, but he couldn’t leave his final exam. unfortunately, it appears jim committed poocrastination.
janet was already late for her wedding so she poocrastinated and ended up soiling herself at the altar.
the act of delaying or putting off the excretion of one’s fecal matter. this is often done when the poocrastinator doesn’t want to leave the group or the party.
tony: look at peter over there squirming and clenching his b-tt cheeks, he’s poocrastinating for sure.
bob: textbook example of poocrastination.
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