pood
past tense of poo. i pood.
i pood my pants. when i pood, it smelled like poo.
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a russian unit of weight. equivalent to about 36 pounds avoirdupois.
dave could stand to lose a few pood.
when you receive a piece of feces unexpectedly. this occurs most often by mail.
1. you get a package in the mail, open it, and it is a piece of p–p. you’ve been poo’d.
2. you open your sock drawer and there is a t-rd on top of your beloved tube socks. you’ve been poo’d.
3. you get up to go to the bathroom and when you come back, someone has put a piece of dookie in your beer. you’ve been poo’d.
the request for food under distress..
(in a state of delium), “pood pleaase”…
the dimples on a fat persons knuckles
dude check out his poods
whoa man that sh-ts fat
another name for friend or in replacement of a persons name.
example 1: hey pood whats up?
example 2:i have no i idea why pood is over there.
a subst-tution for verbs, adjectives, and nouns to keep discussions appropriate and on the down low.
our boss is such a pood.
pood you.
what the pood.
stop being so pood.
there is pood on my sandwhich.
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