Poodar
how good your aim is whilst pooing.
man 1: ewwww, jenson left skid marks all down the side of the toilet.
man 2: sick, he has a really bad poodar.
the sudden urge to take a cr-p while near a toilet. when you go to the bathroom just to pee, but once you get there you suddenly have to take a dump as well.
“hey man, what took you so long?”
“i thought i just had to p-ss but once i got there my poodar kicked in and i had to take a dump.”
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