Poodas Iscariot
one who escapes from doing anything that is asked of them by claiming to need a poo.
-after dinner-
kim jong mum: charles can you do the dishwasher?
charles: i need a poo
-scarpers to the bathroom-
kim jong mum: wow he’s a real poodas iscariot
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