Poodini
when you take a dump, and the poo has slid into the shadows of the toilet bowl, and cannot be seen. there’s also nothing on the toilet paper when you wipe.
i just came back from the sh-tter, and i’ll be d-mned if it wasn’t a “poodini”…it was quite an illusion, cuz i coulda sworn a little t-rd slid out!
when you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. this is do to your t-rd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
taylor: dude i’ve been taking a sh-t for the past 10 minutes and when i stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. it was so weird.
chase: no bro it just poodinied on you, sh-t happens too me all the time.
a t-rd that just won’t flush. the same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist houdini. the only way to defeat a poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.
meeting her parents was fine, till i left a poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarr-ssing.
someone that constantly disappear’s and when you look for them their always in the toilet.
grant: “where’s dynamite?”
dale: “not sure”
grant: “i think he’s in the toilet again”
dale: “he is the biggest poodini”
grant: “f-ck oath”
when having -n-l intercourse with a partner, you pull out your p-n-s and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (preferably explosive diarrhea). similar to the houdini
yo i pulled the poodini on my girlfriends face and she threw up.
when you pull a fast one and sh-t on a b-tch’s chest while she’s sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.
“i totally poodini’d mark’s mom, corey!”
when you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn’t there. usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.
i just had a poodini.
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