poodle faker
noun
u.k. ladies’ man: a man who seeks out the company of women, especially a genteel young man who flatters older women, often for selfish reasons ( dated informal disapproving ).
a guy who is a girl’s ‘friend’. a shoulder to cry on, a culinary expert to discuss baby aubergines and a buddy to go shopping with. he’ll offer you cup of ovaltine, a sponge finger, a viewing of top gun and cry when goose dies.
beware the poodle – those were merely crocodile tears. when you wake up in his bed alone and violated you will be the one crying.
joe leon is a poodle faker.
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