Poodle Noodle
the sh-t plug that comes out of your d-ck the first time you p-ss after you f-cked someone in the -ss.
i just got rid of the nastiest poodle noodle this morning when i took a p-ss. the “noodle” made a splash when it hit the water! wish she would have taken a sh-t before i f-cked her in the -ss. my d-ck was packed but made for a good poodle noodle later.
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a verb; to p–p a virgin when someone p–ps a virgin that sh-t is tight. yo, did you p–p a virgin ‘cos that sh-t is tight