Poodle Snatch Chapstick
chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs sn-tch.
also used in place of chapstick if you’ve heard of poodle sn-tch chapstick.
john: “hey ezra, can i use your poodle sn-tch chapstick?”
ezra: “yes, you may”
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