Pooetry
aka sh-thouse poetry. these linguistic gems are found in porta-johns and bathroom stalls from idaho to fallujah
pooetry
in the heat of plastic sh-tter
i sit here and softly t-tter
sweat pours off like a monsoon
please dear god, let me sh-t soon
~the sh-thouse poet
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