pooey cooch


a v-g-n- that has become victim to “reverse wiping” after a female deposits her p–p in a porcelain waste receptacle.

instead of wiping front to back, the -n-s is wiped towards the v-g-n-, causing a foul odour and taste near the v-g-n-l opening.
mother: what way do we always wipe after a p–p?

daughter: front to back!

mother: that’s right! we don’t want a pooey cooch now do we?

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