Poof


a h-m-s-xual, the poor man’s term for h-m-s-xual. a word made famous and most commonly -ssociated with monty python.
you great poof.

“oh poof’s not good enough for him, he has to be a bleeding fairy!”
poof is a hair style that only looks good on christina grimmie and will never look bad on her ever!!
girl:i just got my hair to have poof do you love it?
guy:no it only looks good on christina grimmie!!
the british word for a h-m-s-xual (see f-ggit, h-m-, gay) that is one of many variations of someone who desires someone of their same gender. see example below
“ya poof! you tryin ta b-gg-r me?”
one who takes pleasure in h-m-s-xuality
you are such a poof stop looking at my d-ck
1. a british derogatory term for a h-m-s-xual male.

2. a derogatory term for a christian, usually a creationist. comes from the thought that everything was created as it was about ten thousand years ago, thus it would make a giant “poof!” noise such as a magician making a rabbit disappear.
1. i told you george was a poof, he just made a p-ss at me in the locker room.

2. the poof goes to church regularly on sundays.
to p-ss gas, or fart quietly. a lady-like fart.
excuse me, i just poofed.
describes a happening where after a previous desire and mention of an event or object, the said event or object shows up or happens soon thereafter.
“i wish we could just find the hotel”, seconds later you find it, “that was such a poof” or “what a poof”

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