poof pussy
when a women comes to your house, has s-x with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you c-m. no cuddling, no talking, no nothing. this leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
my friend really loves poof p-ssy and the rusty trombone.
when a women comes to your house, has s-x with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you c-m. no cuddling, no talking, no nothing. this leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.
my friend joey b really loves poof p-ssy and the rust trombone.
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