poofed
to have left without warning; vanished.
used mostly in an online context when a friend stops talking without using an away message. derived from the typical magic act of the magician dissapearing in a poof of smoke.
i was talking to aiden on aim when he just poofed for 20 minutes.
synonymous with p–ped. poofed means to fell tired, exhausted, or worn-out.
nick told berkley to go study before she became completely poofed.
when someone leaves a party without anyone noticing.
where did scott go? i don’t know he poofed.
to expand; enlarge; poof out.
the cat was agitated. his tail was poofed out.
there was a strong wind today. her skirt poofed out as the wind caught it.
1. when something has randomly disapeered.
2. when something has gotten lost.
3. when you have absolutly no idea where the item has gone and/or when it disapeered.
wtf, my sound poofed on the computer.
alternative for saying “gone” when drunk or high.
guy 1: check out that guy stumbling over there!
guy 2: man he must be poofed.
means to have stolen something or to have your stuff stolen
d-mn yo he just poofed ya sh-t.
man i straight poofed her phone.
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