Poofie
a selfie taken while on the toilet.
main rule is you must make it known you’re on the toilet having a poo
here is my morning poofie!!
the kind of p–p that you get when you are constipated and it floats . also rabbit p–p . looks like cocoa pebbles or sugar puffs.
noah left some poofies in the toilet again.
the act of taking selfies whilst p–ping and sending them to your unsuspecting friends.
i’m getting real tired of all these poofie’s that geoffrey has been snapchatting me today
a selfie taken while taking a poo. but there are rules to follow for it to be considered a legit poofie
1) photo must be taken from the waist up (no one must know you are p–pin’)
2) you must make yourself look good (smile), as if trying to impress a love interest
3) if sending through snapchat, you cannot put a caption. (this is the “code” to others in the poofie world that said picture, is in fact a poofie)
-opens snapchat, “oh wow isnt that a nice picture of……oh wait, shes p–pin. that’s a h-ll of a poofie”
the name for a girls unshaved va jay jay.
“hey, can you shave your poofie before we have s-x, it’s too prinkly!”
what comes out of gomez’s -ss.
holy sh-t i think chris just poofied!
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