poofta
mostly an australian word.
poofta = c-nt + p-ssy + f-ggot
can be used as either an insult or a compliment depending on the tone or the surrounding words.
insult example:
bob: oi jeff
jeff: yea m8?
bob: you are the biggest f-cking poofta ive ever met you piece of sh-t!
compliment example:
luke: i banged caitlin last night!
derek: you are the sickest poofta out there m8!
luke: swag.
derek: swag.
a variation of the english slang poof, meaning a h-m-s-xual. specifically a poofta is a thin, small framed gay male, the equivalent in english is “twink”
the young guy that just came in is so cute, what a poofta.
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n. one who is a f-ggot, gay, or enjoys the company (especially in the -n-s) of other men. frequently enjoys the thrusting of the male genetalia into his own or anothers -n-s. a male who listens to celine dion (for pleasure) and dyes his hair blue can be and should be considered a poofta. also, one who dresses in the manner characterized by elton john, and/or the village people.
peterson is such a poofta.
p.1 hey what’s that man doing dressed like elton john?
p.2 probably trying to impress the man dressed like the village people.
p.2 pooftas.
a f-gget or h-m-s-xual male who is so gay it’s never questioned whether or not he is a poofta. any f-g in a relationship who is the ‘b-tch’ or catcher to his boyfriend, the pitcher.
my cousin matthew, who is so anorexic he’s 20lbs under the healthy weight for his age and height, and goes by the name ‘mattie’ to friends/family and wears his mothers bathrobe around the house.
the english word for f-g,, just like u
bebo’s shoes ,, d-mn,, how pooftish are thoses shoes
the aftersmell of a fart. usually follows the farter.
holy g-d, marc! what a poofta!
to act like a fat-ss who doesn’t want to do anything
ahhh he’s acting all poofta
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