poogle
the act of googling and having a poo simultaneously to derive an answer to a p–py thought.
person 1: hi honey is the video store still open?
person 2: not sure babe, while im in the loo i will poogle it.
verb. to use a mobile device to browse the web while evacuating one’s bowels
when i went to the bathroom, i brought my iphone so i could poogle some information about area restaurants.
dog, a hybrid breed, poodle & beagle mix
my dog is 1/2 poodle, 1/2 beagle. she’s a poogle!
the act of taking a p–p while using google. typiclly on an iphone.
i took a poogle.
i’ll poogle it.
i was poogling.
to look something up on a smart phone or tablet whilst sat on the toilet
“hey you were in the toilet a long time!”
“yeah, i was trying to remember who won the 1966 world cup so i poogled it.”
silly little neopet thing
my poogle is named lala.
god what a poogle
(verb) to search for information on the internet/world wide web while sitting on, or using, a toilet to defecate.
right after coffee, i usually sit down in the bathroom and poogle spiritual experiences.
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