pooking
when you are simultaneously p–ping and puking. usually diarrhea.
thankfully when i was in africa my toilet and sink lined up for my pooking.
i heard susan pooking all night long keeping everyone in the house awake. the bucket worked well this time.
(v.) act of relaxation involving the intake of multiple sources of media (i.e. television, music, computer social networking) while ingesting snack foods, preferably of the chip variety.
i thought about going to my sister’s house. but since i’ve been so tired, i’ve just been pooking here all day.
the act of p–ping and puking at the same time.
i was so hungover that i started pooking this morning.
uncontrollable urge to want on need someone.
i was pooking hard for the plane to arrive
p–ping and puking simultaneously or in close succession.
i heard you got food poisoning. how long was it before you stopped pooking?
when one has an intestinal blockage for so long that a fully-formed t-rd reverses itself and is puked (or “pooked”) up.
britta: where’s billy?
brindi: i think he’s sick.
anders: he’s in the bathroom pooking up a t-rd!
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