poolkake
the s-xual act of filling a swimming pool with s-m-n – the recipient of the poolkake may either sit in the pool as it is filled or dive/belly-flop/bomb into the s-m-n afterwards.
for the truly authentic experience it is best achieved with the following formula.
given;
– the average amount in a male ejaculant is 1/2 a teaspoon or 2.5 millilitres.
– the world record for most -j-c-l-t–ns in an hour is 16 – so 10 is the number used in the equations.
– the average man is approx. 50cm wide across the shoulders.
therefore;
in a pool of 60000 litres, approx. 30 metres in circ-mference, it would take
280 men, in 4 rotating 1 hour shifts of 70, standing around the pool, at a rate of 700 -j-c-l-t–ns an hour;
a total of 24,000,000 -j-c-l-t–ns over a period of 34,285 hours = 1428 days = 3.9 years
to fill the pool
and just a moment to jump in
dude, did you hear about the huge sperm bank heist?
yeah, theres a poolkake party going on somewhere tonight
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