poomlette


a type of omlette created using ones’ -n-s. raw egg (and possibly other ingredients e.g. onion) is injected into the -n-s and then squirted out into a frying pan, probably along with some sh-t. it is then cooked and eaten if one is that way inclined.
can be used to describe something that smells really bad:

e.g. “d-mn, that smells like a f-cking poomlette”

or as a threat to someone you don’t like:

e.g. “i’m gonna make you eat my poomlette you f-ck!”

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