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a v-g-n-, 3 kinds:

1. poonana is a little girls v-g-n- 0-13.
2. poonani a teenagers v-g-n- 13-20.
3. poontang a mature womans v-g-n- (quite good) 20-35.
4. poonono an old v-g-n- often with large m-ff 35-110.
1. i said dont play with your poonana

2. i saw this girl in the club last night sure she had a poonani

3. i got some sweet poontang last night.

4. oh sh-t i’m gonna be sic after seeing that poonono
1)a female’s genital organ (v-g-n-)

2)a slang term for wimp, often used by teenage males who want to boost their masculinity
1)i f-cked kara last night. she’s got a tight poon.

2)alex: we probably shouldn’t go rock climbing. it could be dangerous
nick: dude, it’s fine. don’t be such a poon!
the unshaven heaven in which we all like to take a dip.
in diana jones: the temple of poon.
woman’s genetalia. stems from the word “pudenda”, which is actually in the dictionary.
i got myself some nice poon last night.
area of the female anatomy, located between the inner thighs; especially loves the c-ck and the tongue
“wow, my boyfriend really knows how to work the poon”
straight up p-ssy homie.
“i got mad poon the other night”
1. literally, v-g-n- (see poontang).
2. figuratively, v-g-n-; one who is week (see p-ssy).
1. man, i just want to get me some poon and f-ck it all night long.
2. dude, it’s nothing to be worried about. don’t be such a poon!

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