Poon Handler
neil patrick harris or one who handles the poon.
duncan: man, blonathan will never get laid.
kev: are you kidding?! blonathan is a f-cking poon handler man!
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the act of obtaining or the control of large amounts of
women’s v-g-n-s.
to be the master of or dominate poon.
to pull a deliberate fair and back door sally a court day party to chase girls.
jason slapped his old lady so he could leave his own party to find me a girl. because he was the poon handler.
fair acted drunk just to go poon handle at the bars.
who needs a wife when you are the poon handler?
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