Poon-Laden
1. a female the uses the promise of s-x to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. the woman in a relationship who ‘wears the pants’ and controls her boyfriend/husband. control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.
friend 1 – “man, joel’s girlfriend is a controlling b-tch! she threatened to withhold s-x if he came out to play poker tonight.”
friend 2 – “yeah man, she’s a godd-mn poon-laden”
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