Poon Paddler


very similar to the phrases, v-g-n- blocker, c-nt n-z-, p-ssy kryptonite, v-g-n- reflector, beaver dam, p-ssy blocker, c-nt mugger, p-ssy dodger, sn-tch repeller, and beaver bandit.

it is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your d-ck wet.
gavin: “i’m trying to get with haley! stop being such a poon paddler!”

justin: “wow, back off, all i said was that i had a b-n-r.”

gavin: “exactly, i think you should probably just leave.”

justin: (yelling) “man f-ck you, and f-ck you haley! i’m out!”

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