poon patrol


when someone trolls a common area, typically office environment, chatting up all the cute girls.

look at rocco, on poon patrol again – why doesn’t he put his c-ck back in his pants and get some work done already.
going on the lookout for that tasty v-g-n- and often shooting it with and invisible poon gun, grenade etc and saying pooned.
person 1: ay dude there is some poon there, get the poon blaster out

person 2: -gets gun out- poon poon

person 1: mad poon patrol

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