poon points
points that lead up to the acquisition of a girl’s womanhood. the more poon points one has attained, the more likely they are to get laid.
guy #1: dude, you owe me, i got you like 30 poon points today with ashley.
much like brownie points, only geared towards the man’s ultimate goal, poon.
girl- hey sweetie, you got me flowers!! thats one poonpoint for you!
guy- well what do i get for 5 poonpoints?
girl- a pat on the back.
“sh-t, it takes 100 poonpoints before this b-tch will sleep with me…”
credit to amelda too
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