Poon Puddle Patty
adj. a female that repeatedly creates puddles on her partners sheets while climaxing during intercourse. this sort of intolerable behavior can be temporarily resolved by executing a donkey punch or a swift but meaningful hair tug.
thomas- hey glenn forgive me for doubting you, but i must say you were right, gina is such a poon puddle patty
glenn- oh thats alright thomas, i just hate to see you ruin your sp-ce ghoast coast to coast sheets like that.
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