poon shoppin
(verb) the act of seeking out, or shopping, for the poon v-g-n-.
sebastian: yo, man! want to go play chinese checkers?
matthew: no way. i’m going poon shoppin tonight!
sebastian: i don’t know what that is.
matthew: i know, and you never will.
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