poon spooning
when spooning with your girlfriend, you put it in the poon maybe later leading to some bangin s-x.
d-bag 1: dude, last night when i was spooning with my girl, i totally got it in and we f-cked.
d-bag 2: dude you got the poon spooning !?
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