Poon Tune
the expulsion of air from the v-g-n-l orifice causing a noticeable trumping sound.
person 1 – “did she just queef?”
person 2 – “yeah! that was a serious poon tune!”
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music that you put on when your f-cking
i wanted to set the mood right when i was with my girl so i put on some poontunes
a song, alb-m, or playlist that you put on when you’re hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.
yo, i was gonna come over last night, but i heard al green coming from your room and knew not to go in. that’s better than a tie on the door at this point.
yeah man, he’s got the best poon tunes. there’s nothing like some soul when you’re hittin the meat hole.
music that only girls are interested in
also if a guy likes this music he gets severely made fun of
relient k, mtion city soundtrack,poontune
pop, hip-hop, and sometimes rap music that is about a person’s unusually strong s-x drive. typically sung by a rich african american who utilizes autotune and excessive b-ss to forge talent. this music comes in ‘generations,’ which last about a month and result in 5-6 poon tunes being played constantly on the radio, then are totally forgotten. also known as “koon tunes.”
song in question is a poon tune if it contains or is about the following words: girl, tonight, shorty (shawwwty), fine, body, bed,
a song of a gay or sissy nature. music that is unpleasent to the listener.
the backstreet boys sing alot of poon-tunes.
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