poon wizard
a wizard of poon;
a master of the art of obtaining the legendary “poon-tang”
has all of the ladies’ p-ss-es under his spell of “this d-ck!!!”
guy: dayuummm how you gettin’ it in with all these chicks?
me: what can i say i’m just naturally a poon wizard
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