Poonbaby
an ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. if one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new t-tle; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby st–ze throughout their country of origin.
poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
in essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has st–ze that flows like the waters of the river nile. a poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
poonbabies generally tend to congregate at newbury college in brookline, m-ssachusetts.
a poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a v-g-n-.
“i met a poonbaby earlier…she granted me three magical wishes: 1) p-ssy 2) money 3) weed.”
1 more definition
one who is cowardice or lacking any fervor.
“what you mean you dont wanna come to the show?”
“my mom said i cant…”
“man, you ain’t nothing but a little poon baby!”
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