Poondoggle
where working to get some poon (s-xual intercourse) is wasteful or pointless, but giving the appearance of having value.
“dude did you have s-x with christa?”
“nah man, that girl was a serious poondoggle and secretly had me in the friend zone.”
“what a b-tch.”
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a trip that is supposed to be a “business trip” that is really an excuse for men to cheat on their wives.
they are going to a sales meeting in las vegas… what a poondoggle.
a complicated and unnecessary waste of time and money chasing a womans v-g-n-.
malina: how did your date go?
mroz: man you really sent me out on a serious poondoggle when you set me up on that date with your cousin!
when a man finds himself in a situation where more than one girl that he has been is is currently seeing/shacking up with is in the same location simultaneously.
uh-oh. chris just walked in, and pam, christie, and lauren are here. grade a poondoggle.
woman of little or no value done merely to keep or look busy.
i dated her for three months, but came to find out she was a complete poondoggle.
two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the ‘doggy style’ position. the women face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. by putting men back-to-back, a chain can be created reminiscent of the handicraft ‘boondoggle’.
(v) “charlotte, angela, ray and i poondoggled last night.”
(n) “hey charlotte! hey angela! you are cordially invited to a poondoggle on sat-rday night hosted by ray and me.”
two men and two women have intercourse simultaneously in the ‘doggy style’ position. the woman face one another so that they can engage in kissing, fondling, etc. by putting men back-to-back, an chain can be creating reminiscent of the handicraft ‘boondoggle’.
(v) “charlotte, angela, ray and i poondoggled last night.”
(n) “hey charlotte! hey angela! you are cordially invited to a poondoggle on sat-rday night hosted by ray and me.”
to play with one’s poonie.
to entertain your woman’s vaggy.
to have the s-x.
“oh boy, sara sue, i’d sure like to poondoggle you…”
“well, ok, just this once but don’t tell mom & dad”
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