poongress report
a progress report concerning the status of the girl a guy is trying to have s-x with. furthermore, this term is used to describe how close a guy is to having s-x with a girl and/or the details if said guy has already hooked up with said girl.
i know you are going out with that sl-t ashley tonight and i expect you to text me a poongress report later.
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